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Kaluga, Ossetra, and curated tins.
Our story, allegedly
French manners.Russian eggs.
A clerical error shipped nine-year-old Grigori to Lyon for accordion lessons. He returned in a cravat, renamed himself Monsieur Caviar, and refused to serve roe on a metal spoon. The fish stayed the same. The standard became someone else's problem.
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The rooster will not be discussed
If the story sounds impossible, good.
Above Monsieur Caviar's desk hangs a photograph of the Caspian Sea. Next to it sits a ceramic rooster inherited from his mother. He will not be discussing the rooster.
That tension is still in every tin we ship — old-world sourcing, unreasonably high expectations, and a moral position on metal spoons.
House rules
The spoon is not negotiable
Mother-of-pearl, horn, glass, ceramic, or silence. Metal spoon discourse will not be entertained.
The caviar must arrive cold
A warm tin is not romance. It is logistics asking for a performance review.
Luxury should not require a translator
We explain taste, texture, origin, and why the ceramic rooster is off limits.
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Our Story
French manners, Russian eggs, and the ceramic rooster.
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Caviar Guide
Species, grade, bead size, salinity, and how to choose.
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Kaluga vs Ossetra
Compare taste, texture, and occasion for two classics.
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First Time Buying
What to order, how much, and what to expect on delivery day.
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Caviar Gift Guide
Gifting tins for celebrations, holidays, and corporate hosts.
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Buy Caviar Online
Overnight delivery, cold chain, and what to check before checkout.
No metal spoons. Excellent caviar.
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Curated tins, overnight cold shipping, and the same Monsieur Caviar standards Grigori would argue about at 4 degrees Celsius.
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